Dumb things and no Talypus (attempted)
      
      
  
    
We didn't make it to Talypus Lake, but at least we got to see (and do)
    some dumb things.
We headed up the Talypus/Olallie with my friend shuffling awkwardly in
    her new randonee skis and painful boots.  It wasn't until miles
    later that we discovered why her setup was so uncomfortable.
The Talypus/Olallie road is surprisingly popular with snowshoers,
    crazy drivers, skiers, and sledders.  We ascended in the tracks of
    previous winter travelers and in the tracks of one truck.  A truck at
    this time of year?  I wondered what kind of beefy truck could drive
    through that snow; after two miles we came upon it... a Subaru
    Forester.  A stuck Subaru Forester with a clutch burnt out from
    rocking back and forth in the snow.  The driver said they had spent
    two hours trying to turn around and had given up and called a friend
    to come tow them.  We continued skiing up the road.
Finally we decided to turn around because my friends boots where too
    uncomfortable.  Only then did we realize she had her heel-raisers on
    the whole time.  We're such smarties.  After 15 minutes trying to lock
    her heels into her bindings, we were about to give up when we noticed
    a thin film of ice that added just enough thickness to block the
    locking mechanism.  We scraped the ice off and we were in business.
On our way down we encountered the Forester's friend digging his stuck
    truck out of the snow.  Two more trucks followed, I wonder how they
    all got turned around?  We didn't stick around to find out.
  
  
  
    
      
  
    Elevation gain:
    1,060 feet
   
  Trip type:
  cross-country ski
 
  
  
    In:
    South Fork Snoqualmie Drainage, Alpine Lakes Wilderness
   
  
    Car-to-car:
    
      6 hours 51 minutes
      
        
          - 
            1 hour 34 minutes
            driving there
            from
            Lower Queen Anne
            to
            exit 45 and road 9030
          
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            4 hours 51 minutes
            ascending
            from
            exit 45 and road 9030
            to
            1/4th mile past end of road 9030
          
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            2 hours 
            descending
            from
            1/4th mile past end of road 9030
            to
            exit 45 and road 9030
          
 
    
  
  
  
      
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